A few things I’ve learned over the past couple of days.

If you should happen to while opening the bottle of body wash in the shower, flick some of it into your eye so your eye slams shut at the exact moment you’re tipping the bottle to pour some out, you will get enough body wash to wash 3 hippos, 4 rhinos, 2 elephants and 5 alligators.

Putting lotion on will make it easy to get things off that are stuck, like rings; however, putting lotion on will only make putting on a pair of skinny jeans a lesson in futility.


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